I've been visiting the Audio Portal more often these days and I'm noticing some really annoying things there. The first, and most fucking annoying, are these little 13 year old kids pretending to be 50 Cent and rapping about killing people.

Grow

The

Fuck

Up

They plug in their little $20 Wal-Mart microphone into their computer and start "rapping". They sound like they're talking on a damn walkie talkie and all they rap about is how they're going to kill all the haters. Then there are these kids who have actually put some money into a descent program and suddenly they think they're going to be the next big rap star because a bunch of other little kid wanna be rappers voted 5 on Newgrounds.

4 out of every 5 songs always start with a faggy, shitty piano melody and they simply put some drum beats over it. 99.99999% of you little homo's are never going to become a rapper. Almost every single one of you will finally go through puberty and realize you wasted your early teen ears on illusions of becoming 50 Cent or Eminem. It's time for someone to tell you to knock it off.

So, fucking knock it off. You're more than likely white and will just end up pushing burgers at the McDonald's drive-thru until you drop out of high school and do construction site cleanup until you die at the age of 60 from a heroine overdose leaving your obese wife and 11 kids to find a way to pay rent on your broken ass trailer.

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Corona is probably my favorite. When I have a few extra bucks I like me some Stella or Sapporo. Red Stripe is also pretty good, but the bottle is half the size of a normal beer yet it costs the same price. And when I'm flat out broke, I go for some Coors Light.

Boo-ya bitches!

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